Ep 9: The Dark Crystal (1982) - ”Prophets don’t know everything.”

Another world, another time, in the age of wonder. A thousand years ago, this land was green and good - until the Crystal cracked. A single shard was lost. Then strife began and two new races appeared, the cruel Skeksis and the gentle Mystics. Now, once more, the world must undergo a time of testing. Now the Crystal must be healed, or pass forever into the rule of evil. What was sundered and undone shall be whole - the two made one.

Parry - "Skeksis sounds like an STD"

Joelle - "The Crystal" (ad infinitum)