JONATHAN KATZ and SAM ADLER-BELL sail into history aboard the USS Christmas (2020), but first:
Let's go get hot chocolate!
THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather
PART ONE
Meet Jon, Sam, Sam's grandma and Jon's mom! ... Happy story, death machine ... Cast Rundown ... Niven ... The Dual Expositional Challenge ... Socialism doesn't work ... Was this fun? ... Can't think past the meatball ... Bald evangelism ... Cool planes ... Hanoi Hilton? Not a story ... Ruin movies with college ... Not much USO ... Remembering Vietnam ...
Break: "I Bombed Korea," by Cake
PART TWO
Journalismism: The Moore-Bacon wedding; gimme less important work; firefighter baby; staffed paper; "Mr. Bailey"; Maddie ruins lives; where's the good news; bad journalist; public-records incompetence; FOIA; "they're stealing documents"; New Yorker-ass paper; headlines; Maddie's email; streaming entertainment delivered to your computer ...
Break: Original music by Chris Collingwood
PART THREE
Spot the Angel: Captain Chet Jenkins ... A real talk about trauma ... Dad's boat, a MILF hunter ... Navy pilot, Marines plane, yuletide ship ... "Nick Frost" ... Eat Your Heart Out: Dinner rolls; bacon; shared milkshake; NYC bistro in Wilmington, NC; bacon trauma; NYC Waffle House; mistletoe martini; abundant hot chocolate; sucky chestnuts; candy cane gnawing ...
Break: Original music by Chris Collingwood
PART FOUR
The Hallmark Expanded Universe: Episodes 55, 57, 59 and 86 ... Overdetermined: Hurled wine spill; ditched romantic rival; the Grinch; trauma swappin'; "Daddy's Girl"; are you scared of Christmas? ... Join the Patreon! ... Crossover: Flight of the Intruder; USS Milius; Man in the High Castle; Captain Chet Red Octobers it; a U-571 Christmas ... The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: Grinch Billy, troubled reader; every character; Maddie's horny widow mom, who only likes one child ...
Break: "Drop Da Bomb," by Party Posse
PART FIVE
Who's The Real Villain?: Disliking the military; facing reality; generational trauma; news' novelty bias ... Rating: 3 ... It's a Wonderful Boat! ... Jen Lilley gas face ... Too many grapes ... Barbara Niven didn't bring it ... Know Your Enemy Appreciation Station ...
Break: Original music by Chris Collingwood
PART SIX
The Leftovers: Aircraft carriers in NYC ... IMDB Dive ... Q-pilled Dorothy with clone Sam ... Joni Mitchell Appreciation Station ... Podcaster beefcake ... LBJ! ... Anna Chennault ... Robert Strange McNamara ... Smedley Butler ... Plugs! ... TYFYS ... Merry Christmas!
All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look Park and Fountains of Wayne, except: "Orchestral Sports Theme" by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane and "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin.
Follow Sam on Twitter: @SamAdlerBell
Follow Jon on Twitter: @KatzOnEarth
Order Jon's book here.
Create your
podcast in
minutes
It is Free