Voiceover track for Scott Mayes:
Title: Squirrels from Hell in Skree-D!
Movie trailer voice: In a world where giant trees block out the sun, creating an eternal, mist-shrouded twilight. A realm of primeval terror... What is this? A new draft? I told you I don't do horror. Squirrels from Hell? That's the lame ass title? This is a joke, right? I mean you lock me in the recording booth for half an hour until I finally read the script on my own. You play screams on a loop and won't respond to my questions to mess with my head a bit first. Alright, alright. You'll see I don't scare so easy. *Clears throat, continuing with a rich, deep, dramatic tone* In a world where cars get run over by tree rats the size of humvees, a hero must rise from the darkness to restore hope for humanity's lost manifest destin... Skree! SKREE! Jesus! Alright, you got me. *Laughs* Ummmm, That's it? Am I missing a page? *Bang, BANG* Oh, yeah. Hilaaaaaarious, guys. You can stop banging on the door with a rubber mallet already. Guys? Seriously now. Not funny. *Crash* Skree! SKREE! Holy f**k! Oh, no! Stay away! Stay awaaaay! Ahhhhhhhh... *Chomp, Chomp, wet thud*
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