Episode 99: Petty Pigment Pugilism! With Special Guest Ward Van Haute
Oh! Hey, Citizen: didn’t see you there! I was just thinking about my good friend The Whiparound Podcast, and all the amazing, funny, and GUEST-POWERED fun they had this week. What’s that? You wanna know some details? Well, alright; let’s just see what I remember!
Oh…FIRST, we welcomed back to the show special guest Ward Van Haute, the director-curator of the Bethlehem House Contemporary Art Gallery. And wouldn’t you know it, good ol’ Ward brought in some fascinating and peculiar ART NEWS! It was all about an ongoing battle in the art community over exclusive pigments! Oh, there was feuding, the blackest-black, the pinkest-pink, angry artists, it was a real hoot.
AND THEN! In Act two, Shaun told us all about a lethal, pernicious, hallucinogenic weed growing in strange abundance in the concrete jungle of New York! And some call it…the Zombie Cucumber! Others call it Jimson weed. They seem to not enjoy fun. ANYWAY! After that, Phil revealed one noteworthy potential sponsor for the stadium housing the Miami Heat. Yeah, now that whatever airline used to do it (they’re all the same, the winged brutes) dropped the naming rights, other companies are moving in. And one of them is the uh, rather honestly-named “Bang Bros” porn company. They want to name the stadium the Bang Bros Center, or BBC for short. It’s…well, the fellas are about as into it as most of you probably are. Blech. But have no fear, for Phil brought a palate-cleansing game! Ya’ll…they played REAL OR BS: Sports Stadium Giveaway Edition! Woo-wooooo!
PLUS, in Three for the Road, all KIND of shenanigans broke out. You know what, why not just listen and give yourself the ear-fun you deserve!
My Podcast has a first name, it’s W-H-I-P! My Podcast has even more first name, it’s A-R-O-U-N-D! Whatever; it’s THE WHIPAROUND!
LINKS:
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The 25 Dumbest Promotions in Sports History
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Kenyan MP demands law to combat FARTING on planes and anti-flatulence drugs for passengers
Stinky shoppers unoffended after Mississippi store bans them
Killer hallucinogenic weed found on Upper West Side
Worker at New Zealand company brings clown to firing meeting
Cruel Food Brands Mangle Books For Meme Challenge. Readers Aren’t Having It.
TAGS: Comedy, podcast, news, weird, science, macabre, art, New York, drugs, sports, stadiums, porn
**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**
***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**
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