Episode 121: Welcome to the World’s Worst Kumite!
It’s a new week, which means more weird shi…uh. STUFF! Join us, and let that temporary lockdown turn into a temporary ROCK-down! Ugh. Sorry, folks. We’re stir-crazy, too. Anyway…WEIRD NEWS!
We’ve got more TRAINWRECK HEADLINES! Spot the fake and WIN THE DAY!
This week, inside Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre, peep a Russian Tsar toppled by a gang of drunk nobles who negotiate about as well as, well, a gang of drunk nobles!
And the good doctor unveils some Science! all about the extraordinarily high-tech way a Mars rover was able to free itself from the Red Planet’s crunchy, greedy mantle! HINT: Larry, Moe, and Curly were apparently brilliant scientists!
Plus, Phil went and cooked up a BRAND NEW GAME! It’s all about things…that, uh. Ahem. It’s about things getting stuck in people’s bodies, so the less said here, the better, but it’s hilarious and educational, so don’t MISS IT!
And, as ever, we blitz you with bizarre current events in the fastest news segment on planet Earth, THREE FOR THE ROAD!
You can’t lock down the TRUTH! At least not when it’s the kind of oozy stuff you tend to find here…on THE WHIPAROUND!
LINKS:
Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!
New study finds receptivity to bullshit predicts the use of essential oils
Hundreds of nuns trained in Kung Fu are biking the Himalayas to oppose human trafficking
Woman killed housemate with tape dispenser, shower rod, prosecutor says
Wildlife Photographer Shocked To Find Seagulls Fighting Over A Dildo
Faith Healers Had to Postpone an Event Due to the Coronavirus
TikTok Confirms That You Aren’t Rich Or Good-Looking Enough To Go Viral
Bank of Oklahoma Sues ‘Dank of Oklahoma’ Dispensary
Coronavirus Latest | Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents To Stop Shooting Each Other So Hospital Beds Can Be Use For COVID-19 Patients
What Did We Get Stuck in Our Rectums Last Year?
At long last, NASA’s probe finally digs in on Mars
Missions | Mars Exploration Section – NASA’s Mars Exploration Program
Locals react to wild stolen ambulance chase after shirtless Philly driver
Miami customs agent discovered $30,000 worth of cocaine inside set of golf clubs
Porn queen offers sex for COVID-19 cure, and more stories from the edge
TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, assassination, tsar, Russia, space, NASA, Mars, rover
**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**
***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**
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