Florida is different 🤣

Hedgeseth seems fine with his heavy eyeliner so broooo just say NO to tryin to cover up you are on the downlow by ridding yourself of your eyelashes! Lmfao!!!

So the elderly Japanese Women getting arrested on purpose to get jailed are getting jailed for stealing food and other necessities - seems much like what they are trying to force us into here with the lack of affordable food and housing. Sad

Still dreaming of a better future timeline / reality where the only ones trending as suitcased are the Perv SxTrfkrz Scumbags! We so overdue for a female Dex! 🤓👍

Seems you solved the mystery of why Kardashian etc., suddenly switched to pushing skinny for all females her age and younger Diddler Network of C trafficking needs to be able to swiftly & easily fit those aged out gals into those inconspicuous suitcases on wheels they travel with all over the world !

If Elmer Fudd were blind and Buggs Bunny were a weed toker loafing in a basement this gun incident would be that! Lol 🤣

A Free PSA for ALL Floridians ! There IS a Difference between BATH Salts & Table Salt ya season your Pasta dishes with, so next time your friend doesn’t repay ya and Spaghetti 🍝 is involved Do Remember this important information!

Sure hope they don’t go to the drug dealers cousin’s place he got another labeled bag of something else that starts with ”D” & it ain’t Drugs! 😲🤣😂😭

What is the next, Walmart Micro Condos?! 😭

I wonder if that women’s last words were what I likely would’ve said —- #OhShit ! (Re: weird ways to die / fell into sewage)💩

I tried to find those gold bars but instead I found their Ridiculously Lux with Prices to match Jewelry OMG! I’m sending you the top two I found this far my 🤯

Wow, Jonesy! I must be too long listening to your podcast noticed just now - seem to have loaded & published our respective latest Episodes of our Podcasts totally simpatico today! 😎👍🏻#FloridaFridayFansince2021 🦹🏼‍♀️

Facts!: 1. Women’s haircuts now cost $45-$75 / Men’s =$$30-$50 2. Women STILL are paid less than Males to do SAME Work and often do it better and more efficiently. 3. Women that show self interest and protection of their own best interests financially or otherwise STILL are regarded with very negative descriptive adjectives while males for doing same of course get praise and positive adjectives. Yet males today are getting a lot of social media support for their recent rants of being targeted?!

The Whopper is so little beef I might as well get the $1menu double cheeseburger with bacon it’s less$ for more meat & I get bacon too! The judge probably got paid under the table to find in McDs favor or he owns stock in McDs

I kid not just got sliced watermelon 🍉 yesterday from nearby Von’s store and am planning to return it today or tomorrow because it is the awfullest I ever attempted to eat! I was made to look like a sugary sweet textured type ripeness but was the extreme opposite! It tastes and has texture of rubbery Rhind! Wtf?!!!

#churchisforsinners

PS. There’s a saying “Church is for SINNERS!” Guess this episode shared how that rings true! Lmfao!!!!🤣😉

I didn’t know that Hawaiian 🌺 ppl love spam til I ate at a Hawaiian restaurant and was in shock discovering this amazing and amusing fact. Thanks for the and giggles 🤭 WAF!

Offer the following suggestions for the next biz to replace ‘Butt Drugs Pharmacy’ : 1. Butt Investigations 2. Butt Detailing 3. Butt Tech Repairs & Services 4. Butt (Love) Boutique 5. Butt Bakery 🧁

Another lol 😂 weirdAF News report from Jonsey 💯🤬👌