We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Baroness Bra busted. Tory Peer Michelle Mone admits she lied to the press about COVID PPE. Bragging Season. The Guardian knows what you should boast about this year. Plus – Cruising in a Winter Wonderland. Tom Cruise and his girlfriend Elsina’s disguises for Winter Wonderland couldn’t fool the Sun.
Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalist Holly Thomas and comedian Matt Green.
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Kemi Badenoch gets the Mail excited – Are you common? – The Guardian guide to holding a grudge
The Telegraph and farmers lead Budget outrage – Trump sues TV channel, Biden bites baby – The pros and cons of “sleep divorce”
Halloween Bonus: The Mail vs. Spooky Season – plus a tale of revenge!
MP thumps constituent… allegedly! – Jeff Bezos bends the knee to Trump – Un-Brie-lievable! The Great Cheese Robbery
Let’s get fiscal! Has Reeves gone borrowing mad? –”I left my husband for a horse” – The science of being sexy
Taster – ‘Why do people join cults?’ – from the new series of Why? with Emma Kennedy
Bonus episode: Lara Croft vs. Wagatha Christie
Is Elon Musk trying to buy the US election? – Rivals mania! The papers go Cotswolds crazy – Has Ozempic saved the world?
Liam Payne: How the papers covered One Direction tragedy – Cheating scandal shocks conker bashers – Why stylists want you to cut up your trousers
Paper Cuts – Live at the Clapham Grand!
Finally, a Taylor Swift/Keir Starmer scandal! – Are you an ‘emotional vampire’? – The ’80s are back! Again!
How did the Tories end up with Badenoch and Jenrick? – What's your 'winter arc'? Inside the new health fad – Are you a toxic fan?
Bonus edition: A double dose of holidays from hell
Musk and Trump’s bad bromance – Why did Sue Gray have to go? – The Guardian’s terrible sex tips
Did Starmer surrender the Chagos islands? – Cut the Cord! It's time to retire the G-string – Inside Daniel Craig’s midlife fashion crisis
Kemi Badenoch’s weird maternity pay outburst – Love tragedy for the Mail’s Liz Jones, again – Normcore: ten years of the age of beige
Boris Johnson’s book ‘bombshells’ – Meet Britain’s smuggest trad wife – Kiss off! The art of the political smooch
How Musk made the right wing even weirder – Meghan Markle's redemption tour – Is this Britain's worst mother-in-law?
Tabloid frenzy over Starmer's sausage slip-up – The Philip Schofield comeback nobody wants – Who is behind the Yorkshire poison pen scandal?
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