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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Comedy

Episode 53: Birds Aren’t Real

Episode 53: Birds Aren’t Real

2020-04-14
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Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumber in the most intimate of places kills a woman. We talk about Elvis'...

Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumber in the most intimate of places kills a woman. We talk about Elvis' death colon.


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