Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom... Mr Ben Affleck.
He's an actor, father, sad boi and owner of a very questionable back tattoo (it's been described as a 'phoenix rising from the butthole').
If you were one of the lovely people who made it to our Sydney live show, you will have heard parts of this story before... but since most of what we do is not planned #lazygewls, it's going to feel like a new episode.
Ben's crimes include - making superhero movies and hating them, being not very nice to Jennifers and wearing a towel too high. But with charges like those... do the sentences fit the crimes?
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