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0:00 - Introduction
1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life
11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
15:29 - Sprained My Eyes
16:48 - Weather
17:39 - Neon Hippie
18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty
20:42 - Eunuch Maker
23:55 - Dumpster Diving
28:08 - Breaking Bridget
32:45 - Phetasy News
35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious
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Dumpster Fire 83 - Undertones of Brad Pitt
Dumpster Fire 82 - A Yacht For Every Pleb
Dumpster Fire 81 - Get Rich or Get F*cked
Dumpster Fire 80 - The Pearl Harbor of Dumpster Fires
Dumpster Fire 79 - Last Dumpster Fire Ever... NOT!
Dumpster Fire 78 - Broken Bridget
Dumpster Fire 77 - Wake Up Sheeple!
Dumpster Fire 76 - Pivoting To Merkin Merchants
Dumpster Fire 75 - Suck It, Poors
Dumpster Fire 74 - Tracy Jurgenstein Is A False Flag
Dumpster Fire 73 - The Kids Aren't Alright
Dumpster Fire 72 - That Sh*t Is Wack
Dumpster Fire 71 - Think While It's Still Legal
Dumpster Fire 70 - Take Me To The Glue Factory
Dumpster Fire 69 - Nice
Dumpster Fire 68 - We Hate Everything
Dumpster Fire 67 - We Are Not A News Show
Dumpster Fire 66 - This Was Always The Plan
Dumpster Fire 65 - Gaslighting Is An Olympic Sport
Dumpster Fire 64 - Well That Escalated Quickly
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