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3 severed heads were left on employee's desk. In Japan you can hire agency to quit your job for you.
2023-06-08
Man steals sex toys from homes to give as birthday presents. Robots suck at making pizza.
2023-06-07
Cupcake stealing bears dealt a deadly blow. Man fired from job for being on the toilet all day.
2023-06-06
Cocaine in a hotdog leads to fast food employee arrest. Lady murders just to "see what it's like".
2023-06-05
Floridaman breaks into home to hide from a ghost. Floridaman in cat pajamas stabs roommate.
2023-06-02
Passengers must weigh themselves before boarding flights. Taylor Swift fans wear diapers to shows.
2023-06-01
Family adopts 6 yo, turns out to be angry adult. Student lists his high school for sale on Zillow.
2023-05-31
Fart Spray prank leads to criminal charges. Toddler imprisoned for parents' Bible possession.
2023-05-30
Floridaman "Time Traveler" throws brick at a baby. Man loses arm to a gator after peeing behind bar.
2023-05-26
Public sex? Not if we cut down all the trees! Drivers carry guns on new rideshare app.
2023-05-25
Doctor has the janitor assist in amputation procedure. NASA sending robot snakes to explore space.
2023-05-24
Man shot roommate for eating last Hot Pocket. Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas goes as expected.
2023-05-23
No gay nuns for Pride Day because that's too gay. The dog poo capital of the US is....
2023-05-22
Floridaman attacks police officer with meat. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character.
2023-05-19
Man claims his dog was driving to get out of DUI. Man banned from being near women in public.
2023-05-18
Priests will wear QR codes to show sex offenders. Schools to ban chocolate milk in cafeterias.
2023-05-17
Are you stressed? Try a British accent! Forgot how to smile? Take our smiling seminar!
2023-05-16
City bans dog barking at the dog park. Pizzeria shut down after lacing food with cannabis.
2023-05-15
Florida teacher lets student hit her vape pen. Dude hits lady in bed after getting her name wrong.
2023-05-12
Man opens store selling crack, meth and cocaine. Dangerous rabbit attacks residents in small town.
2023-05-11
