PORTAL WIVES: Do Who’s Best For Bama

• We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out
• Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp
• The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms
• How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships 
• A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret
• Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach?
• For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything worked out just fine for all of them
• What will NCAA enforcement make of New Bama, and does it matter one bit?
• Counting states that suffer life without Bass Pro Shops
• Community service project: let’s fix Ross Bjork’s wiki page
• Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
• Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste
• Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations 

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