We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: The Prince’s Speech. The King in waiting weighs in on the Gaza crisis and the papers are shocked. You cabbaged mullard, you cheap nasty fluthered. The British have more words for being drunk than anyone else and we’re extremely patriotic about it. Plus – Trinket Man. Inside Elon John’s Christie’s auction.
Miranda Sawyer is joined by The Bunker podcast host Andrew Harrison and comedian Ian Smith.
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The Farage Manifesto: Faking plans with Nigel – Grand Theft Handbag – WFH men are lazy shocker
England win sends the papers crazy – Gen Z says car boots are cool now – Why your favourite crisps are wrong
Starmer manifesto sparks Tory press meltdown – The Mail: Fancy a bonk in John Lewis? – How to escape the doom scroll
Sunak’s Bet Shop Boy – Would you live in “Midurbia”? – Socks Education! Millennial foot shame
Sunak’s manifesto hits the skids – Why RAT BOYS are the new hot boys – Only Murders in the Guardian
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Macron’s election gamble – When did WAGs get boring? – The dark history of Taylor Swift
Rishi Sunak: D-Day Dodger – The Guardian’s guide to pubic hair – Is your bed aspirational?
Rishi Sunak, tax liar – The Times: Save Germany’s nudists! – Could YOU marry a toff?
Sunak vs. Starmer debate: Who was the winner? – The new horrible TikTok shopping trend – Mind the age gap? It’s time to talk about cougars
Oh no, Farage is back – Nadine Dorries: Ghost Whisperer? – How to spot a voice note w*nker
Sunak Vs Starmer: Let's get ready to rumble – Rupert Murdoch gets hitched (again) – Meet Britain’s most ‘terrifying’ journalist
Trump: Guiltiest man on earth – Is Will Smith a bad boy for life? – Want to ignore the election? Watch sh*t TV!
The Diane Abbott clusterf*ck – Cardi G! Southgate cardigan mania hits – Meet the judgiest Gen Z person EVER
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