DYNASTY TIME

--Why is Ben Franklin smiling on the 100 bill? Because he's pantsless

--NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK! (Again. Not more than it was. On the way? BACK.)

--Ryan on why Congress should pass legislation to bring back Banjo and Kazooie

--A brief diversion into a musical about Aaron Burr slapping Alexander Hamilton to death

--Which schools in the new NCAA video game that should be inherently corrupt

--The challenge of putting fake facilities in the game more absurd than the real ones

--Did you know Auburn's current football facility has a flight simulator? You do now!

--A proposal for real coaches, i.e. your staff might be mostly inept family members

--BOOSTER MODE

--Holly issues an amazing challenge for next week's episode