We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Find a job or lose your free prescriptions. Rwanda’s a flop so the Government casts about for something cruel to entertain the angry aged. The Times has the scoop. Men need mates. The i paper reckons there’s a shortage of male friendship, and they’ve got solutions. Plus Kate’s a mood! The Mail’s got the key to the Princess of Wales’s emotions: the colour of her outfit?
Andrew Harrison is joined by journalist Jonn Elledge of the New Statesman and comedy writer Jason Hazeley.
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King Charles cancer bombshell — Rishi’s crass Rwanda bet with Piers Morgan — Gregg Wallace goes full Alan Partridge
Papers horror at 'XL bully’ attack – Inside the robot homes of the mega-rich – Was 1974 really the worst year in pop?
TikTok vs. the music biz – The great reality show rip-off – Boffins blast rugby brain-bashing
“Take more sickies!” say boffins – Want to buy Berlusconi’s bunga-bungalow? – The Guardian's strict new restaurant rules
Would you let Elon Musk chip your brain? — Tabloid frenzy over Rashford night out — Tinder swindle! Why you should ditch dating apps
Will Taylor Swift spell doom for Trump? – Meet the Tories’ ‘Evil Plotters’ – Bigfoot mania: Sasquatch this space!
Boris Johnson's nonsense army promise – The Sun's insatiable football love rat – Telegraph tells women to act like men
The Traitors finale makes the papers go crazy – Bra baroness's assets get frozen – Has Cillian Murphy got the most Irish dad ever?
Not ANOTHER Post Office scandal? – Come again? Searching for The Mail's missing orgasms – Men: “Sorry, we’re rubbish”
Get Sunak! The Tories are fighting again - Could Brits get sent to war in Russia? – How mad Guardian features happen
The last chance to beat Trump? – Starmer says: 'Stop the woke war' – Barking mad! Pets go feral after lockdowns
Measles outbreak: Are the papers to blame? — The bonkers life of Argentina's new First Lady — Women! You’re doing it all wrong again!
Hero Prince drives to see sick wife – Being kind makes you miserable, says The Guardian – Shag more for Jesus, says Pope
Why are Charles and Kate in hospital? – Gruesome childcare tips of yore – Man boobs win Fashion Week
Are the Tories finally falling apart? – The Guardian goes mad for rats – Kate Moss’s never-ending birthday
What Trump’s Iowa mega-win means – Did Harry and Meghan really steal The Queen's nickname? – YOU could be buried next to Karl Marx
Sunak’s doom poll – Psychedelic Musk’s drug dilemma – Prof’s plant-powered porn palaver
Why are we bombing Houthi rebels? – AirBnB in “tent in a kitchen” storm – The Guardian vs dodgy Instagram ads
Sunak caves to Postmasters – Posh school poo horror – “Women! You’re doing it wrong!” say the press
The Post Office scandal becomes a firestorm – How to beat online love scammers – Sad hubby’s foot fetish flop
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