2020-08-17 (My Favorite Ladies Edition Vol. 3)

What’s up, muthafuckaaaas?! Welcomemoclew to the third volume of the My Favorite Ladies Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! Holy fuck, perverts. You don’t even know what a big problem I have with some of these editions. I fucked around and compiled 11 ½ fucking hours of shit for you, which I then whittled down to however many tracks are on the playlist now. Yes, I’m typing this intro before I’ve even finalized the playlist because I had a few tracks to record. I don’t know if any of you motherfuckers have been noticing, but I’ve been making Spotify playlists that semi-coincide with these podcasts. I say, “semi,” because some of the tracks I play are from my own library, and frankly, with all the other shit I do to make this podcast for y’all, I don’t want to ALSO make full and sequentially accurate Spotify playlists. I don’t really have many followers on Spotify anyway, so fuck it. I don’t know if y’all have tried to edit Spotify playlists before, but it’s kind of a pain in the rooster. 1st world problems, I know.

Regarding having compiled so much fucking music, the craziest part is that I could have kept going. I only stopped because I reached the end of one large fucking folder of previous Spotify rips. One folder. You motherfuckers realize how much more shit I could’ve added if I’d spent time going alphabetically through my artist folders, never even mind my compilations and soundtracks? Shiiiiit, well, let’s just say that this type of edition has numerous fuckin’ installments yet to be made. It’s kind of infinite, really. That’s fuckin’ wild to me, and I hope it’s similarly so to you. Also also, in a bit of a time hopping sort of way, I just finished the playlist and it’s nearly 4 ½ fuckin’ hours. I know I could trim it further to accommodate those of you with shorter attention spans, but I think the quality of this edition would suffer too significantly, and Podbean’s app makes it pretty easy to pick up wherever you leave off if you somehow don’t have 4 ½ hours straight to listen to this whole fuckin’ thing.

Also also also, it turns out I’m a dipshit dickhead and I didn’t need to compile all that stuff as I still had 50 something tracks left over from the last time I compiled tracks for the first My Favorite Ladies Edition back in September of last year. Now I have 145, which is about 10 ½ hours, so yeah, the next few editions are already good to go!

Any-fuckin’-way, “what shall we be hearing this week?” you tenderly ask from the safety of your comfort zone bubble? Well, obviously there’ll be a testosterone overload unprecedented since… I dunno, the most recent football event? That’s something guys do, right? Nahhhh, this is a purely estrogenic celebration just like the past two editions. Allllll sorts of genres are represented in this motherfucker. No country, although I did hear an amusing country-ish rendition of Cardi B’s newest single, “WAP,” on the Daily Show yesterday. Anyway, most of these tracks come from editions I’ve done within the last year, so ya might recognize one or two if you’re some Stephen Hawking-ass motherfucker or some shit. There are indeed a handful of never-before-played tracks to be yojned, and since my girl Ana Kasparian from The Young Turks has been on a 90s dance music kick lately, I thought I’d throw a few of those classic jams in there for all you radical dudes and dudettes out there. A couple tracks were suggestions from my roommate who also knows a thing or three about estrogenic arteests. He’s been watching the second season of Umbrella Academy lately, and I’ve caught a few good tracks from there as well. Ya might catch what I caught too if you’re down with that show.

Aside from all that, I’m sure most of y’all have heard by now about Biden picking Kamala Harris for VP. I’m not particularly enthused, at least, no more or less than I already wasn’t. I didn’t care much about her during the primary, and I’ve heard some bad things about her prosecutorial record, but of course the mission at hand is to de-Cheeto ourselves forever. Wipe the repulsive fucking Cheeto dust stains from our collective fingertips, and then never have another again. I just realized that all this time, we could’ve been calling Don Jr. “Junior Cheeto,” or, “Cheeto Jr.” *sigh* Ah well. I’d rather permanently purge them from memory, but I digress. You less political perverts out there would probably be disgusted by all the shit I’ve been seeing lately, all the ways he’s trying to steal the election because he knows he’s weak as fuck right now. Anyway, even though I don’t particularly care about Kamala, I hope it’ll mean that women have more of a permanent place at the tables where important decisions are being made. Obviously, it’d be ideal to have women who support progressive policies there, but we’re workin’ on that. Maybe Kamala will inspire future progressive women to run for office or something. One can dream, can’t one?

All that done fuckin’ did and said, the time for yojnement has arriveded, soooooo…

01 Re-Con, Demand - Like A Rainbow (feat. Mandy Edge) (from Like A Rainbow) [00:03:48]

02 Black Box - Everybody Everybody (from Dreamland) [00:09:51]

03 Virtual Riot - Alive (feat. Lisa Rowe) (from There Goes Your Money) [00:13:56]

04 Ace of Base - Beautiful Life (from The Bridge) [00:17:49]

05 Poppy - X (from Am I A Girl?) [00:21:25]

06 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Womanarchist (from Womanarchist) [00:24:14]

07 Otep - Boss (from KULT 45) [00:27:02]

08 Wildstylez, Sound Rush - Untamable (feat. Ruby Prophet) (from Untamable (feat. Ruby Prophet)) [00:29:23]

09 Push Push, Pussy Riot - ACAB (from ACAB) [00:32:29]

10 Razakel - Cock Block (feat. Ruby, Molly Gruesome & Lil V) (from Muerta REUP Another Dose of Death) [00:35:25]

11 Cat DeCuir - Dicking Around On The Piano At The Spooky House (from her Facebook. Look it up if you’re fuckin’ curious enough) [00:41:40]

12 Once Human - You Cunt (from The Life I Remember) [00:44:18]

13 Exposé - Point of No Return (from Exposure) [00:47:20]

14 Iliza Shlesinger - Girl's Night (from War Paint) [00:50:46]

15 Real McCoy - Another Night (from Another Night) [00:56:12]

16 Shakira - Eyes Like Yours (Ojos Asi) (from Laundry Service) [01:00:06]

17 Nostalghia - God Be You (from God Be You) [01:04:00]

18 kidneythieves - Before I'm Dead (from Zerøspace) [01:08:32]

19 Anna Of The North - Sway (Chainsmokers Remix) (from Sway (Chainsmokers Remix)) [01:13:02]

20 Kittie - Pussy Sugar (from Until The End) [01:15:57]

21 The Bridge City Sinners - Pussy Cat (from Bridge City Sinners) [01:20:08]

22 Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper! (from Donker Mag) [01:22:09]

23 Chinese Grandpa - Deep In That Ass (from https://soundcloud.com/chinese-grandpa) [01:25:26]

24 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [01:27:05]

25 La Bouche - Sweet Dreams (from Best Of La Bouche) [01:30:38]

26 Metrik - Cadence (feat. Reija Lee) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [01:33:51]

27 The Cover Girls - Show Me (from Show Me) [01:37:11]

28 Little Big - Skibidi (Romantic Edition) (from Skibidi) [01:40:55]

29 4 Strings - Take Me Away (Into The Night) (from Believe) [01:44:00]

30 Tut Tut Child - Hummingbird (from Monstercat 012 - Aftermath) [01:47:08]

31 Aaliyah - I Care 4 U (from I Care 4 U) [01:52:35]

32 Minnesota - Colors (feat. Jackie Rain) (Xan Griffin Remix) (from Colors (feat. Jackie Rain) (Xan Griffin Remix)) [01:57:03]

33 Aero Chord - Burning (feat. Bianca) (from The Sound) [02:00:57]

34 Lost Kings - Phone Down (feat. Emily Warren) (Dodge & Fuski Remix) (from Phone Down (Remixes)) [02:05:13]

35 My Kullsvik - Hello (Swedish cover) (from https://youtu.be/807KaWak6CU) [02:08:27]

36 Armin Van Buuren - Who Is Watching (Feat. Nadia Ali) (from Shivers) [02:12:41]

37 Otep - Zero (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [02:17:45]

38 Alice DeeJay - Better Off Alone (from Who Needs Guitars Anyway?) [02:20:56]

39 Forth Wanderers - Nevermine (from Forth Wanderers) [02:24:30]

40 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (Constantly Consuming Mix) (from aMOTION) [02:28:17]

41 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Breakdown (feat. Mariah Carey) (from The Collection Vol. 1) [02:31:48]

42 Daniela Andrade - Crazy (Gnarls Barkley cover) (from Crazy) [02:36:42]

43 Die Antwoord - Alien (from Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid) [02:40:39]

44 Poppy - Concrete (from BLOODMONEY) [02:44:55]

45 Chinese Grandpa - Witchy Witch (from https://soundcloud.com/chinese-grandpa) [02:48:09]

46 Little Big - Faradenza (from Antipositive, Pt. 1) [02:51:14]

47 Ace of Base - Voulez-Vous danser (from The Sign) [02:53:43]

48 Karkaos - Kolossòs (feat. Morgan Lander) (from Children of the Void) [02:56:58]

49 Heilung - Othan (from Lifa) [03:01:09]

50 Gunship - Art3mis & Parzival (feat. Stella Le Page) (from Dark All Day) [03:11:22]

51 Teminite - Fireflies (feat. Starr Chen) (from Firepower) [03:15:58]

52 The White Swan - Illuminate (from Anubis) [03:21:58]

53 Strawberry Girls - Shadow Of The Moon (feat. Sarah Glass, Jenna Fournier & Kathleen Delano) (from Italian Ghosts) [03:26:33]

54 Sunny Lax - Solar Plexus (from Solar Plexus / Torus) [03:31:29]

55 San Holo, Broods - Honest (from Honest) [03:35:11]

56 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [03:38:55]

57 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [03:43:35]

58 Standerwick - Deep End (feat. HALIENE) (Trivecta Extended Remix) (from Deep End (Trivecta Remix)) [03:47:04]

59 Fiona Apple - Every Single Night (from The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do) [03:51:14]

60 Diamond Eyes - Stay with Me (feat. Christina Grimmie) (from Stay with Me) [03:54:30]

61 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:58:31]

62 Sub Focus - Turn Back Time (Metrik Remix) (from Turn Back Time) [04:01:48]

63 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [04:05:54]

64 CASHFORGOLD, Tim Schaufert - Wherever You Go (from Glass Houses) [04:09:58]

65 Kittie - Space Oddity (David Bowie cover) (from A Salute to the Thin White Duke - the Songs of David Bowie) [04:13:22]

66 Akira Yamaoka - I Want Love (feat. Melissa Williamson) (Studio Mix) (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [04:18:52]

67 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia) [04:23:25]