Welcome to episode 44 of Thought Cops! This week, we look into the mirror and say patreon.com/asterios three times and Asterios Kokkinos magically appears on our show. You may know him from the Biggest Problem in the Universe, The Dick Show, Enemies of 20-Something Megaman, Toys "4" Cheap, his bi-monthly podcast Science Friction, or maybe you saw him fight a moderator of r/the_donald.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0mGOUw46Xs
Asterios joins us while taking a 50 block stroll down the loud, busy, loud streets of New York City, to help us tackle problems modern Americans face today, such as spoiler culture, apps that beg you to enable notifications, and Baby It's Cold Outside truthers.
This week, we learn what soy boys are, and find out about Disney's master plan to get Bart Simpson into the next Kingdom Hearts game by merging with Fox. We're one step closer to Brawndo running the country, people. It's time to get scared.
We also go over Pamela Anderson's controversial comments about females in Hollywood not putting themselves into compromising situations. No comment.
The biggest story this week was professional comedy critic Mike Cernovich getting Sam Seder fired from MSNBC for this tweet:
I wonder if Asterios has ever gotten in trouble for a joke like this before. I guess we should've asked him at some point. Our bad, we must be bad interviewers.
Seder was reinstated only a couple days after the initial wave of outrage was sparked, but that isn't stopping many from calling for the banning of the comedy critic's Twitter account. Or at the very least, the blue check mark next to his name. What's the difference, both are a form of censorship somehow.
We also talk about the DiGiorno Holiday Pizza, Detective Pikachu, and how Nietzsche was right about god being dead.
Somebody call the cops (us).
If you would like to support Asterios in these trying of times, consider checking out any of the links above, or buy this album. Again, I can't remember why you might want to buy that album, something about 20 million dollerydoos. But just make sure to check it out.
And as always, if you could take the time to subscribe on I-Tunes and leave us a nice review, we would be happy boys. Also follow us on Twitter and drop us a voicemail at 312-788-7361.
Case File 61 with Lil Slime
Case File 60 with Aaron Klopfer
Case File 59 with Producer Zwick
Case File 58 with Jake of Big Sword Panel and Mr. Ben Carson
Case File 57 with Deputy Josh
Case File 56 with Mike Mancini
Case File 55 with Gumshoe Russell
Case File 54 with The Stenographer
Case File 53 with Biggest Mikey
Case File 52 with Dave Pretendo aka SephirothSword57
Case File 51 with Riley of Antisocial Engineering
Case File 50 Special
Case File 49 with Deputy Blake and Deputy Justin
Case File 48
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Case File 46 with Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage
Case File 45 with Deputy Danny
Case File 43 with Tyler Russo
Case File 42 with Robbie of The Dirty Nines
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