Pat-Shaming

Heather is joined by last minute replacement Michael to recap the premiere of Hell's Kitchen's sixteenth season, as well as celebrating our one-hundred-and-fiftieth podcast. In this episode:

• There's an in-depth explanation as to the intricacies of Australian internet and why Ben isn't here this week.
• Why was this season under-promoted compared to Season 15?
• Why have people already seen the episode before the season even started?
• Michael returns to his favourite topic - Hell's Kitchen intros.
• Who historically succeeds in the gender wars?
• Why are shorts open-season?
• Heather finally reveals her stance on fake boobs.
• Devon Soltendieck makes a surprise appearance.
• Heather butchers salmon.
• Hats!
• When is a signature dish not a signature dish?
• Where could you go after selling a kidney?
• Even as a winner, Scott is still a punching bag.
• Why don't the sous chefs give out knives anymore?
• How bad do you have to be to be nominated when Tableside?
• Heather throws shade at Smash Bros players.
• Do the cameras ever need checking?
• There's a surprising connection between Seasons 15 & 16.
• And there's the glorious return of Black Jacket Predictions.