BTL #94 - THE HOUSE THAT UNCLE SUGAR BUILT - 1/27/14

In Which We Discuss:

1.  GOP bogeyman Uncle Sugar will turn your daughter into a sex-crazed birth control addict.  Thanks for the warning, Hucky.

2. This week on Hillary Pillory: Planet Hillary shoots into orbit, prepares for war with Klingons, Rand Paul.

3.  Obamacare sign-ups surge, giving the GOP plenty to remain seated for at this week’s State of the Union speech.

4. Note to McDonnell and D’Souza, if you’re caught committing a blatant crime, it’s not a liberal witch hunt, it’s just American justice.

5.  Ashley Wagner’s mother feels way too comfortable going to the Sochi Olympics, terrorist threat or not.

6.  Unfortunately, Roman peace doves are poorly trained in the art of bird war.

7.  Justin Bieber is arrested during the internet’s most excruciatingly slow drag race.

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