Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
A super-elite team of hot ladies formulate to take down all of the drugs in the US. Instead they get a high school teacher kidnapped, a teenager shot and possibly killed, ruin a man's salesman career, and watch a man get eaten by a dog all so they can take down roving tampon salesman. Seven From Heaven indeed!
Man, when you line up movies from the late 70s this is strikes all the bells. A hot van with rockets, machine guns and a dirt bike with machine guns on it in the back - check. Busty ladies with no bras kicking ass - check. Drunk Peter Lawford - check. A winded Jack Palance chasing Darby Hinton over patios - check. Explosions, explosions, explosions - check! So why isn't this in the top 10 greatest bad movies ever?
Well...a its PG...weirdly. The opening shootout is like a GI JOE episode; hot lead is flying everywhere but not one person manages to get shot or sploded. There's little left to the imagination with the chests due to very loose shirts and no bras, but there is 0 nudity. Then there's plenty of "comedy" foley work when people jump or punch guys. A little live-action cartooning that we all hate so much. Why did they choose to shoot for PG in a drive-thru movie? The PGness doesn't fit and drops it down a couple stars for sure.
Then there is 2 absolutely unnecessary and boring scenes that account for about 20 minutes (the Nazis and the beach scene). Those are eyeroll-heavy and unfortunate.
Outside of those factors, this thing is hot trash. For its problems, there is a ton more good here to make up for them. It's faults keep it out of the greatest bad movies ever, but it's strengths would have got it in the discussion at least. So this is a must-do from us.
The Return of Swamp Thing - You got owned, Wes
Swamp Thing - Budget in the Bayou!
Collision Course - Not Rush Hour
Rent-a-Cop - Oh Burt...
Predator 2 - Murtaugh vs the teenage alien
Slender Man - Not the trees! Not the trees!
St. Elmo's Fire - The Everest of Unholy Buttholes
Miami Connection - Ninjas, drugs, music and fashion!
The Stinker Madness "Sorry about this Week, Get Ready for Next Week" Special
To Catch a Yeti - And a Child Murderer
American Hunter - Don't date Jake. He's a jerk.
The Hurricane Heist - They still are making movies bad. Huh.
Rampage - Giant Ape Balls Ahead!
Foodfight! - Sanctioned by the United Nations
Deathstalker II - Are you adopted?
The Rage: Carrie 2
The Karate/Martial Arts Unspecial
America 3000 - Sam and Justin's "Citizen Kane"
Hawkeye - When in Vegas, don't - just don't
Eragon - Use the Force, Caleb!
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