BBC Radio 4 sitcom broadcast in 18 episodes from 2002 to 2007, starring Graeme Garden & Barry Cryer as the eponymous Scotsmen, with Alison Steadman & Jeremy Hardy, under the title "You'll Have Had Your Tea?" - the Scottish way of informing visitors that they will not be fed! The show is a spin-off from Radio 4's "antidote to panel games", "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue"; no pun is left undone, no entendre is left undoubled, in the same vein of humour as its progenitor.