RJ Movie Podcast 8 | Shrek Part VIII

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Shrek Soundtrack- Smash Mouth I'm a Believer

Vocabulary and expressions that we'll learn in this podcast:

1. booty
2. I’m not through with you yet
3. I forgive you….for stabbing me in the back
4. I ain’t saying anything
5. We’ll never make it in time
6. Where there’s a will, there’s a way
7. The ogre has fallen in love with the princess
8. It’s preposterous
9. Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they?

متن کامل ده دقیقه

1171

01:11:29,238 --> 01:11:32,230

[Thumping Sound]

1172

01:11:33,942 --> 01:11:35,967

Donkey?

1173

01:11:36,078 --> 01:11:38,239

- [Grunts]

- What are you doing?

1174

01:11:38,313 --> 01:11:41,305

I would think, of all people, you would

recognize a wall when you see one.

1175

01:11:41,383 --> 01:11:43,317

Well, yeah.

1176

01:11:43,385 --> 01:11:46,752

But the wall's supposed

to go around my swamp, not through it.

1177

01:11:46,822 --> 01:11:49,655

It is around your half. See,

that's your half, and this is my half.

1178

01:11:49,725 --> 01:11:52,319

Oh! Your half. Hmm.

1179

01:11:52,394 --> 01:11:54,919

Yes, my half.

I helped rescue the princess.

1180

01:11:54,997 --> 01:11:57,261

I did half the work,

I get half the booty.

1181

01:11:57,332 --> 01:12:00,699

Now hand me that big old rock,

the one that looks like your head.

1182

01:12:00,769 --> 01:12:03,101

- Back off!

- No, you back off.

1183

01:12:03,172 --> 01:12:05,197

- This is my swamp!

- Our swamp.

1184

01:12:05,274 --> 01:12:07,208

- Let go, Donkey!

- You let go.

1185

01:12:07,276 --> 01:12:09,244

- Stubborn jackass!

- Smelly ogre.

1186

01:12:09,311 --> 01:12:11,541

Fine!

1187

01:12:11,613 --> 01:12:14,946

- Hey, come back here.

I'm not through with you yet.

- Well, I'm through with you.

1188

01:12:15,017 --> 01:12:18,282

Uh-uh. You know,

with you it's always, "Me, me, me!"

1189

01:12:18,353 --> 01:12:20,947

Well, guess what!

Now it's my turn!

1190

01:12:21,023 --> 01:12:23,184

So you just shut up

and pay attention!

1191

01:12:23,258 --> 01:12:25,226

You are mean to me.

1192

01:12:25,294 --> 01:12:27,785

You insult me and you don't

appreciate anything that I do!

1193

01:12:27,863 --> 01:12:30,957

You're always pushing me around

or pushing me away.

1194

01:12:31,033 --> 01:12:34,901

Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you

so bad, how come you came back?

1195

01:12:34,970 --> 01:12:38,201

Because that's what friends do!

They forgive each other!

1196

01:12:38,273 --> 01:12:41,470

Oh, yeah.

You're right, Donkey.

1197

01:12:41,543 --> 01:12:45,775

I forgive you...

for stabbin' me in the back!

1198

01:12:45,848 --> 01:12:51,286

Ohh! You're so wrapped up

in layers, onion boy, you're

afraid of your own feelings.

1199

01:12:51,353 --> 01:12:54,811

- Go away!

- There you are, doing it again

just like you did to Fiona.

1200

01:12:54,890 --> 01:12:57,484

All she ever do was like you,

maybe even love you.

1201

01:12:57,559 --> 01:13:01,723

Love me? She said I was ugly,

a hideous creature.

1202

01:13:01,797 --> 01:13:03,731

I heard the two of you

talking.

1203

01:13:03,799 --> 01:13:05,733

She wasn't talkin' about you.

1204

01:13:05,801 --> 01:13:08,133

She was talkin' about, uh,

somebody else.

1205

01:13:10,672 --> 01:13:13,106

She wasn't talking

about me?

1206

01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:15,472

Well, then who was

she talking about?

1207

01:13:15,544 --> 01:13:18,274

Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything.

You don't wanna listen to me.

1208

01:13:18,347 --> 01:13:20,645

- Right? Right?

- Donkey!

1209

01:13:20,716 --> 01:13:23,241

- No!

- Okay, look.

1210

01:13:23,352 --> 01:13:25,252

I'm sorry, all right?

1211

01:13:26,889 --> 01:13:28,823

Hmph.

1212

01:13:30,192 --> 01:13:33,787

[Sighs]

I'm sorry.

1213

01:13:33,862 --> 01:13:38,094

I guess I am just a big,

stupid, ugly ogre.

1214

01:13:39,334 --> 01:13:41,268

Can you forgive me?

1215

01:13:43,505 --> 01:13:45,439

Hey, that's what friends

are for, right?

1216

01:13:45,507 --> 01:13:48,169

Right. Friends?

1217

01:13:48,277 --> 01:13:50,211

Friends.

1218

01:13:50,279 --> 01:13:53,214

So, um,

1219

01:13:53,282 --> 01:13:55,546

what did Fiona

say about me?

1220

01:13:55,617 --> 01:13:58,780

What are you asking me for?

Why don't you just go ask her?

1221

01:13:58,854 --> 01:14:01,846

The wedding!

We'll never make it in time.

1222

01:14:01,924 --> 01:14:05,155

Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where

there's a will, there's a way,

1223

01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:07,353

and I have a way.

[Whistles]

1224

01:14:11,733 --> 01:14:14,224

- Donkey?

- [Donkey Laughing]

1225

01:14:14,303 --> 01:14:16,669

I guess it's just

my animal magnetism.

1226

01:14:16,738 --> 01:14:19,901

[Laughing]

Aw, come here, you.

1227

01:14:19,975 --> 01:14:22,808

All right, all right. Don't get

all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass.

1228

01:14:22,878 --> 01:14:25,403

All right, hop on

and hold on tight.

1229

01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:28,972

I haven't had a chance to

install the seat belts yet.

1230

01:14:35,424 --> 01:14:37,915

[Donkey Laughing]

Whoo!

1231

01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:55,308

[Bells Tolling]

1232

01:14:58,447 --> 01:15:00,574

[All Gasping]

1233

01:15:00,649 --> 01:15:03,209

People of DuLoc,

1234

01:15:03,318 --> 01:15:05,946

we gather here today...

1235

01:15:06,021 --> 01:15:08,080

to bear witness...

1236

01:15:08,156 --> 01:15:10,090

- to the union...

- Um...

1237

01:15:10,158 --> 01:15:12,626

- of our new king...

- Excuse me.

1238

01:15:12,694 --> 01:15:15,390

- Could we just skip ahead

to the "I do's"?

- [Chuckling]

1239

01:15:15,464 --> 01:15:17,364

Go on.

1240

01:15:22,437 --> 01:15:26,032

Go ahead, have some fun. If we

need you, I'll whistle. How about that?

1241

01:15:28,677 --> 01:15:30,611

Shrek, wait, wait!

Wait a minute!

1242

01:15:30,679 --> 01:15:33,375

- You wanna do this right, don't you?

- What are you talking about?

1243

01:15:33,448 --> 01:15:35,382

There's a line you

gotta wait for.

1244

01:15:35,450 --> 01:15:37,941

The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now

or forever hold your peace."

1245

01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:41,786

- That's when you say, "I object!"

- I don't have time for this!

1246

01:15:41,857 --> 01:15:43,586

Wait. What are you doing?

Listen to me!

1247

01:15:43,659 --> 01:15:45,593

- Look, you love this woman, don't you?

- Yes.

1248

01:15:45,661 --> 01:15:46,958

- You wanna hold her?

- Yes.

1249

01:15:47,029 --> 01:15:48,792

- Please her?

- Yes!

1250

01:15:48,830 --> 01:15:51,958

# Then you got to, got to

try a little tenderness #

1251

01:15:52,034 --> 01:15:54,798

- The chicks love that romantic crap!

- All right! Cut it out.

1252

01:15:54,870 --> 01:15:58,499

- When does this guy say the line?

- We gotta check it out.

1253

01:15:58,573 --> 01:16:01,736

- [Donkey Grunting]

- And so, by the power vested in me,

1254

01:16:01,843 --> 01:16:05,108

- [Shrek] What do you see?

- The whole town's in there.

1255

01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:08,308

- I now pronounce you husband and wife,

- They're at the altar.

1256

01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:10,942

- King and queen.

- Mother Fletcher! He already said it.

1257

01:16:11,019 --> 01:16:13,647

- Oh, for the love of Pete!

- [Grunts]

1258

01:16:14,890 --> 01:16:16,949

I object!

1259

01:16:17,025 --> 01:16:19,118

- Shrek?

- [Gasps]

1260

01:16:19,194 --> 01:16:21,128

Oh, now what

does he want?

1261

01:16:21,196 --> 01:16:24,632

[Crowd Clamoring]

1262

01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:27,760

Hi, everyone.

Havin' a good time, are ya?

1263

01:16:27,836 --> 01:16:30,031

I love DuLoc,

first of all.

1264

01:16:30,105 --> 01:16:32,630

- Very clean.

- What are you doing here?

1265

01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:35,643

Really, it's rude enough

being alive when no one wants you,

1266

01:16:35,711 --> 01:16:39,044

- but showing up uninvited to a wedding...

- Fiona!

1267

01:16:39,114 --> 01:16:42,140

- I need to talk to you.

- Oh, now you wanna talk?

1268

01:16:42,217 --> 01:16:45,186

It's a little late for that,

so if you'll excuse me...

1269

01:16:45,253 --> 01:16:47,619

- But you can't marry him.

- And why not?

1270

01:16:47,723 --> 01:16:51,625

Because... Because he's just

marrying you so he can be king.

1271

01:16:51,693 --> 01:16:54,059

Outrageous!

Fiona, don't listen to him.

1272

01:16:54,129 --> 01:16:57,792

- He's not your true love.

- And what do you know about true love?

1273

01:16:57,866 --> 01:17:00,232

Well, l... Uh...

1274

01:17:00,302 --> 01:17:03,703

- I mean...

- Oh, this is precious.

1275

01:17:03,772 --> 01:17:08,436

[Chuckling] The ogre

has fallen in love with the princess!

1276

01:17:08,543 --> 01:17:10,807

- Oh, good Lord.

- [Crowd Laughing]

1277

01:17:10,879 --> 01:17:12,813

An ogre and a princess!

1278

01:17:12,881 --> 01:17:16,112

[Laughing Continues]

1279

01:17:18,453 --> 01:17:20,921

Shrek,

is this true?

1280

01:17:22,324 --> 01:17:24,884

Who cares?

It's preposterous!

1281

01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:28,589

Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away

from our "happily ever after."

1282

01:17:28,663 --> 01:17:31,257

Now kiss me!

Mmmm!

1283

01:17:35,337 --> 01:17:38,670

"By night one way,

by day another."

1284

01:17:40,609 --> 01:17:43,339

I wanted to show you before.

1285

01:18:02,264 --> 01:18:05,825

- [Whimpers]

- [Crowd Gasping]

1286

01:18:05,934 --> 01:18:08,459

Well, uh,

1287

01:18:08,537 --> 01:18:10,562

that explains a lot.

1288

01:18:10,639 --> 01:18:14,302

[Farquaad]

Ugh! It's disgusting!

1289

01:18:14,376 --> 01:18:16,435

Guards! Guards!

1290

01:18:16,511 --> 01:18:19,708

I order you to get that

out of my sight now! Get them!

1291

01:18:19,781 --> 01:18:22,579

- Get them both!

- No, no!

1292

01:18:22,651 --> 01:18:26,417

This hocus-pocus alters nothing.

This marriage is binding,

and that makes me king!

1293

01:18:26,488 --> 01:18:28,786

- See? See?

- No, let go of me! Shrek!

1294

01:18:28,857 --> 01:18:30,586

- No!

- [Farquaad] Don't just

stand there, you morons.

1295

01:18:30,659 --> 01:18:33,184

Get out of my way!

Fiona!

1296

01:18:35,864 --> 01:18:38,389

Arrgh!

1297

01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:41,469

I'll make you regret the day we met.

I'll see you drawn and quartered!

1298

01:18:41,536 --> 01:18:44,471

- You'll beg for death to save you!

- No! Shrek!

1299

01:18:44,539 --> 01:18:48,066

- And as for you, my wife,

- Fiona!

1300

01:18:48,143 --> 01:18:50,805

I'll have you locked back in that tower

for the rest of your days!

1301

01:18:50,879 --> 01:18:52,710

- I am king!

- [Whistles]

1302

01:18:52,814 --> 01:18:56,580

I will have order!

I will have perfection! I will have...

1303

01:18:57,886 --> 01:19:00,946

Aaah!

1304

01:19:01,022 --> 01:19:03,786

- Aah!

- All right. Nobody move.

1305

01:19:03,859 --> 01:19:05,952

I got a dragon here,

and I'm not afraid to use it.

1306

01:19:06,027 --> 01:19:08,655

- [Dragon Roars]

- I'm a donkey on the edge!

1307

01:19:10,065 --> 01:19:13,262

- [Belches]

- [Donkey Laughs]

1308

01:19:13,335 --> 01:19:15,769

Celebrity marriages.

They never last, do they?

1309

01:19:15,837 --> 01:19:17,828

[Cheering]

1310

01:19:17,906 --> 01:19:19,737

Go ahead, Shrek.

1311

01:19:21,109 --> 01:19:23,407

Uh, Fiona?

1312

01:19:24,546 --> 01:19:26,776

Yes, Shrek?

1313

01:19:26,848 --> 01:19:30,875

L... I love you.

1314

01:19:30,952 --> 01:19:33,216

Really?

1315

01:19:34,289 --> 01:19:37,315

Really, really.

1316

01:19:37,392 --> 01:19:39,292

I love you too.

1317

01:19:44,766 --> 01:19:46,427

[All]

Aawww!

1318

01:19:48,370 --> 01:19:51,635

[Fiona's Voice] "Until you

find true love's first kiss...

1319

01:19:51,706 --> 01:19:54,971

[Echoing]

And then take love's true form."

1320

01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:21,467

[Echoing Continues] "Take love's

true form. Take love's true form."

1321

01:20:27,642 --> 01:20:30,133

Fiona?

1322

01:20:32,647 --> 01:20:35,241

Fiona.

1323

01:20:35,317 --> 01:20:37,877

Are you all right?

1324

01:20:37,953 --> 01:20:39,887

Well, yes.

1325

01:20:39,955 --> 01:20:43,220

But I don't understand.

1326

01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:45,418

I'm supposed to be beautiful.

1327

01:20:48,129 --> 01:20:50,393

But you are beautiful.

1328

01:20:50,465 --> 01:20:52,660

[Chuckles]

1329

01:20:53,001 --> 01:20:55,367

I was hoping this would be

a happy ending.

1330

01:20:59,207 --> 01:21:03,644

# I thought love was only true

in fairy tales #

1331

01:21:03,712 --> 01:21:05,179

[All]

Oy!

1332

01:21:05,246 --> 01:21:08,977

# Meant for someone else

but not for me #

1333

01:21:11,386 --> 01:21:14,355

# Love was out to get me #

1334

01:21:14,422 --> 01:21:17,255

# That's the way it seemed #

1335

01:21:17,325 --> 01:21:21,785

# Disappointment

haunted all my dreams #

1336

01:21:21,863 --> 01:21:25,162

# And then I saw her face #

1337

01:21:25,233 --> 01:21:28,031

# Now I'm a believer #

1338

01:21:28,103 --> 01:21:30,663

# And not a trace #

1339

01:21:30,739 --> 01:21:33,503

# Of doubt in my mind #

1340

01:21:33,575 --> 01:21:37,636

- # I'm in love #

- # Ooh-ahh #

1341

01:21:37,712 --> 01:21:40,180

# I'm a believer

I couldn't leave her #

1342

01:21:40,248 --> 01:21:42,478

# If I tried #

1343

01:21:42,550 --> 01:21:46,611

God bless us, every one.

1344

01:21:46,688 --> 01:21:50,215

Come on, y'all!

# Then I saw her face # Ha-ha!

1345

01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:53,454

# Now I'm a believer #

Listen!

1346

01:21:53,528 --> 01:21:56,292

# Not a trace #

1347

01:21:56,398 --> 01:21:59,196

# Of doubt in my mind #

1348

01:21:59,267 --> 01:22:02,532

# I'm in love

Ooh-ahh #

1349

01:22:02,604 --> 01:22:06,870

# I'm a believer

I couldn't leave her if I tried #

1350

01:22:06,941 --> 01:22:09,808

- Ooh!

- Uh!

1351

01:22:09,878 --> 01:22:12,472

# Then I saw her face #

1352

01:22:12,547 --> 01:22:15,516

# Now I'm a believer #

Hey!

1353

01:22:15,583 --> 01:22:18,381

# Not a trace #

Uhh! Yeah.

1354

01:22:18,453 --> 01:22:21,718

# Of doubt in my mind #

One more time!

1355

01:22:21,790 --> 01:22:26,352

# I'm in love

I'm a believer #

1356

01:22:26,428 --> 01:22:28,293

Come on!

1357

01:22:28,363 --> 01:22:30,297

# I believe, I believe

I believe, I believe #

1358

01:22:30,365 --> 01:22:33,027

# I believe, I believe

I believe, I believe, I believe, hey #

1359

01:22:33,101 --> 01:22:35,695

Y'all sing it with me!

# I #

1360

01:22:35,770 --> 01:22:37,465

# Believe #

1361

01:22:37,539 --> 01:22:40,508

# I believe #

People in the back!

1362

01:22:40,575 --> 01:22:43,510

- # I believe #

- # I'm a believer #

1363

01:22:43,578 --> 01:22:46,547

# I believe #

1364

01:22:46,614 --> 01:22:49,515

# I believe #

1365

01:22:49,584 --> 01:22:54,021

# I believe #

1366

01:22:54,089 --> 01:22:56,353

[Hysterical Laughing]

1367

01:22:56,424 --> 01:22:58,688

Oh, that's funny.

Oh. Oh.

1368

01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:01,320

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.