You stole my vote and it's going to cost you three fingers from your right hand.

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This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into for the past year, and the results are not good!

Also, a FedEx driver is fighting the good fight against Biden voters by delaying their orders for righteous reasons instead of the normal FedEx reasons

Finally, a 29 year-old writes an article for the UK Times about how he can't find a date because women are too ideologically pure.