RJ Movie Podcast 11 | Kung Fu Panda Part 3

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Oogway Ascends - Kung Fu Panda Soundtrack

Vocabulary and expressions that we'll learn in this podcast:

1. I think there’s been a slight mistake
2. No way
3. Have you finished sight-seeing?
4. But I’m gonna fix that. Do you have some glue?
5. This fat butt! Flabby arms! and this ridiculous belly
6. maybe we can find something more suited to my level
7. There’s no such thing as level zero
8. So I’m still digesting
9. This will be easier that I thought
10. One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu
11. Yeah, or could at least touch his toes
12. Look, you don’t belong here
13. You’re a disgrace to kung fu

متن کامل ده دقیقه

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Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!

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Wait a second!

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I think there's been a slight mistake.

Everyone seems to think that I'm...

239

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The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!

240

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Look at this place.

241

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Master Flying Rhino's armor,

with authentic battle damage!

242

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The Sword of Heroes!

243

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Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself

just by looking.

244

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The Invisible Trident of Destiny!

245

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I've only seen paintings

of that painting.

246

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No!

247

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The legendary Urn

of Whispering Warriors.

248

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Said to contain the souls

of the entire Tenshu Army.

249

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Hello.

250

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Have you finished sight-seeing?

251

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Sorry, I should have come to you first.

252

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My patience is wearing thin.

253

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Well, I mean, it's not like you

were going anywhere.

254

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- Would you turn around?

- Sure.

255

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How's it going?

256

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How do you get 5,000...

Master Shifu!

257

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Someone... broke that.

258

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But I'll fix it. Do you have some...

259

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...glue?

260

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A splinter.

261

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So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?

262

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- I guess so.

- Wrong!

263

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You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will

never be the Dragon Warrior until...

264

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...you have learned the secret

of the Dragon Scroll.

265

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So, how does this work?

266

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Do you have a ladder,

or a trampoline, or?

267

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You think it's that easy?

That I'll just hand you the secret

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- to limitless power?

- No, I...

269

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One must first master

the highest level of kung fu.

270

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And that is impossible

if that one is someone like you.

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Someone like me?

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Yes, look at you!

This fat butt! Flabby arms!

273

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Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.

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And this ridiculous belly.

275

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And utter disregard

for personal hygiene.

276

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Now, wait a minute.

That's uncalled for.

277

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Don't stand that close.

I can smell your breath.

278

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Listen, Oogway said I was...

279

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The Wuxi Finger Hold.

Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!

280

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Oh, you know this hold?

281

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Developed by Master Wuxi

in the Third Dynasty.

282

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Then you know what happens

when I flex my pinky.

283

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- No, no!

- You know the hardest part of this?

284

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The hardest part is cleaning up

afterwards.

285

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OK, OK, take it easy.

286

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Now listen closely, panda.

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Oogway may have picked you,

but when I'm through with you,

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I promise you, you're going to wish

he hadn't! Are we clear?

289

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Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear.

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Good.

291

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I can't wait to get started.

292

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- Let's begin.

- Wait, wait, wait.

293

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What?

294

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- Now?

- Yes, now.

295

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Unless the great Oogway was wrong

and you are not the Dragon Warrior.

296

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Oh, OK, well...

297

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I don't know

if I can do all of those moves.

298

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Well, if we don't try,

we'll never know, will we?

299

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Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find

something more suited to my level.

300

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What level is that?

301

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Well, I'm not a master, but...

302

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...let's just start at zero. Level zero.

303

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No. There is no such thing

as level zero.

304

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- Maybe I can start with that.

- That?

305

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We use that for training children and

propping the door open when it's hot.

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But if you insist...

307

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The Furious Five!

308

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You're bigger than your action figures.

Except, you, Mantis. You're the same.

309

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Go ahead, panda.

Show us what you can do.

310

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Are they gonna watch, or should I wait

till they get back to work?

311

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Hit it.

312

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OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate.

So I'm still digesting.

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So my kung fu might not be

as good as... later on.

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Just hit it.

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All right.

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What you got? You got nothing,

'cause I got it right here.

317

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You picking on my friends?

Get ready to feel thunder.

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I'm coming at you with crazy feet.

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Come on. I'm a blur.

You've never seen bear style.

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You've only seen praying mantis.

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Or monkey style.

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Or I could come at you snickety-snake.

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Would you hit it!

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All right. All right.

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Why don't you try again?

A little harder.

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How's that?

327

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That hurts.

328

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This will be easier than I thought.

329

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I'm feeling a little nauseous!

330

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Those are hard!

331

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My tenders.

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How did I do?

333

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There is now a level zero.

334

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- There's no words.

- No denying that.

335

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What was Master Oogway thinking?

336

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The poor guy's gonna get himself killed.

337

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He is so mighty!

338

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The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky

on a ball of fire!

339

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When he walks, the very ground shakes!

340

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One would think Master Oogway would

choose someone who knew kung fu.

341

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Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

342

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Or even see his toes.

343

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OK.

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Great.

345

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Hi. You're up.

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I am now.

347

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I was just...

348

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Some day, huh?

349

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That kung fu stuff is hard work, right?

Are your biceps sore?

350

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I've had a long

and rather disappointing day, so...

351

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Yeah, I should probably

get to sleep now.

352

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

- OK, thanks.

353

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It's just...

Man, I'm such a big fan!

354

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You guys were amazing

at the Battle of Weeping River.

355

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Outnumbered a thousand to one,

but you didn't stop. You just...

356

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Sorry about that.

357

00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:18,449

Look, you don't belong here.

358

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I know. I know. You're right.

359

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I don't have... I just...

360

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My whole life I dreamed of...

361

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No, I meant you don't belong here.

I mean, in this room. This is my room.

362

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Property of Orange.

363

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OK. Right, right.

364

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So, you want to get to sleep.

365

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- Yeah.

- I'm keeping you up.

366

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We got big things tomorrow.

367

00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:48,485

All right. You're awesome.

Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye-bye.

368

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What was that?

369

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I didn't say anything.

370

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OK. All right. Good night.

371

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Sleep well.

372

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That seemed a little awkward.

373

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Master Tigress!

I didn't mean to wake you.

374

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- You don't belong here.

- Yeah, of course.

375

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This is your room.

376

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I mean, you don't belong

in the Jade Palace.

377

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You're a disgrace to kung fu,

and if you have

378

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any respect for who we are

and what we do,

379

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you will be gone by morning.

380

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Big fan!