Oh sure--in past years we've spouted opinions. And yes: "Christmas Shoes" will always reign supreme.
But this year we've gotten SCIENTIFIC. We crowd-sourced a bracket of 16 of the worst of the worst of holiday nonsense, and with the help of a certain lead-singer-and-spouse as a tiebreaker, we narrowed it down to the VERY WORST Christmas song of all time.
Here are the tracks we started with, for those of you following along at home:
Band Aid - ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’
John Denver - ‘Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)’
Justin Bieber - “Mistletoe”
Paul McCartney and Wings - “Wonderful Christmas Time”
Ariana Grande- “Santa Tell Me”
New Kids on the Block- “Funky, Funky Xmas”
Dan Fogelberg, “Same Old Lang Syne”
Madonna, “Santa Baby”
The Robertson - “Santa Looks A Lot Like Daddy”
Barry Gordon- “Nuttin' for Christmas”
Lou Monte- “Dominic the Donkey”
Wham- “Last Christmas”
FF5- “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer”
Bruce Springsteen- “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”
Bob Seger- “Little Drummer Boy”
Twisted Sister- “Silver Bells”
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