The Real Housewives of Melbourne S05E08

Nobody really cares about the pretend tea ad, and Gamble's album launch is interesting...but what we really want to see is drunk housewives and the controversy between Kylie and Janet.

I mean, sure - there's filler, but what we're all concerned with on this week's The Real Housewives of Melbourne is the blow up over what Janet did or didn't do at The Narcissist's place.

Who doesn't love watching drunk people do drunk things? Just as we thought it was all happy families with the housewives after Kylie/Kyla and Cherry struggle after getting on the turps (to be fair, so does Gamble), Kylie/Kyla cannot help herself but bring up a controversy she seems solely responsible for.

BTW - did you know Simone looks absolutely banging in just about anything? Confirmed in tonight's ep.

Gamble's album launch is uneventful, other than Rick being besotted with his wife (as he should be). It just serves as the opportunity for us to check out Cherry in those pleather pants, for Jackie to give us some of the best facials yet, and for Kylie/Kyla to not be able to control herself and pick at a scab that ends up with her storming out.

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