The Real Housewives of Melbourne S05E05

Have we seen the end of the conflict between Kylie/Kyla and Janet? Hell no, however in the mean time here's f*cking Anjali...

Just as well our The Real Housewives of Melbourne have the chance to finish Jackie's Babymoon in Cairns/Cannes on a high.

While we're still in Tropical Far North Qld there's a chance for Simone to show us her skills in getting the producers to book a helicopter as much as on the golf course. Gamble's concerned about the crocs and all Janet is concerned about is where is the alcohol.

This allows Jackie, Cherry, and Anjali to catch up for a pamper and talk the impact of being pregnant.

Also it's a chance for both groups to talk about the conflict at last night's dinner. But where, oh where, is Kylie/Kyla? Turns out she's just having some alone time in her room.

Hopefully she and Janet have the chance to bury the hatchet while they are on their luxury catamaran cruise to the reef with the other ladies. There's vom, tears, boobs, and mostly a good time was had by almost everyone.

It's when we return to Melbourne and Janet chooses to celebrate Simone getting her MBA that an innocent dinner turns sharply and focuses squarely on the rubbish Anjali has been sprouting. Her dismissive and condescending nature does not go down well with Gam Gam, who is ready to pounce but not before Simone lines up and does not miss.

OMG!

It looks like things are going to get (somehow) even messier next week. Make sure you join us each Sunday night live, or catch up with all your Housewives moments here or over onTVBlackbox.com.au.

(P.S. We spend the last 15 minutes talking about the controversial auction outcomes of the S17 finale of The Block. When we start talking about that if you're not interested you'll missing nothing important.)