The Real Housewives of Melbourne S05E01

It's hard to believe it's been four years since these ladies let rip on our screens, and it looks like they've been holding it until they could return.

There's so much to cover off in this first episode that Nic & Molk could barely pack it in...but then managed to. The Real Housewives of Melbourne are back for season five!

Gamble's back, and she's breeding in the bathtub.

Jackie's back, and she's worried she might never get to be a mum (plus she brought her angels).

Janet's back and she doesn't care about breeding because she's landed waist deep in someone else's money.

There's also three of the four new Housewives we get to meet, and they've got stories to tell us too:

Cherry Dipietrantonio is finding herself at a loose end as her kids get older, and is thinking about becoming a part-time Insta-fluencer.

Kyla Kirkpatrick (or is it Kylie?) - the self-titled "Champagne Dame" - has hit a rocky patch in her relationship, has history with Janet, and could consider rebranding as the "Bubbly Bitch".

Simone Elliott is freshly single-and-ready-to-mingle after a serious relationship, and this big-brained Barbie doesn't quite know what she's walked into.

Join hosts Nic & Molk LIVE 9:30pm AEDT each week on THE UNREAL HOUSEWIVES PODCAST WITH NIC & MOLK Facebook page or on Instagram live as we discuss, dissect, and destroy the ever-privileged goings on of the The Real Housewives of Melbourne season five!