Is The US Military Getting 'Pleasure Pods"

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Brazilian soldiers are in hot water as word gets around that they do not fuck at all. In fact, the whole squad is softer than an earthworm in fresh flooded mud. Round 2: BCP members will be sad to learn that they wont be able to dine naked anymore because it makes others want to puke. Round 3:With military recruitment becoming harder and harder, the Air Force is offering 50k bonuses for retention. Perhaps they should think outside of the box like a company in Cyrpus. Round 4: Attack in NY (more travel via subway every day than air travel in entire usa, yet no security measures, people applying tourniquets, the attacker looking like subway worker, history of threatening violence online, guy who caught him/$50k reward) Round 5: Chaps surprise round