Trump Is Afraid Of Tomatoes And Biden Is A Zombie

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... LIBERTY IS SECURED THIS WEEKEND ROUND 1: update the safety brief: if you’re going to political rallies, look alive. There might be dangerous fruits being tossed and that shit could kill you. ROUND 2: Remember when Ukraine shot down that Russian transport plane killing hundreds of soldiers in the early days of the invasion? Turns out U.S. intel paved the way for that, along with much more ROUND 3: Navy Chief tells ship full of demoralized, traumatized Sailors, “At least you’re not in the trenches like Marines!” ROUND 4: Two oddball fellas were living in D.C.’s Navy Yard, impersonating federal agents, & buying friendships by paying the rent and gifting high tech toys to several Secret Service & Homeland Security folks… who somehow did not find that weird in any way… ROUND 5: Liberty is secured. Everybody say thanks, Madison Cawthron.