Dr. Ethan's Dating Cinematic Universe

A classic Crunch episode. One of my favourites in years! - Unpaid Summer Intern Reagan, JD.

In this episode:

• Patrick demands fan art, Ethan would rather do it himself
• faking a mars-canadian girlfriend without the internet
• Who impregnated Bill Gates mom? The answer may suprise you.
• what ethan would do if he owned twitter
• devastating results of the crunch summer survey
• ethan feels powerful in a henley shirt
• "emma, get my buncomb!"
• ducktective noir
• JC Penny Goose Sentinels
• eating stuffed olives to give your baby a friend
• gifted kid syndrome and media addiction
• The JJ Reddick Article: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/21/sports/jj-redick-sixers.html
• did Jesus have a routine?
• becoming scandalized by our own inability to follow our self-imposed rules of life
• the problem with the pharisees. You do have to give it to em.
• we must live excelently, as the saints did.
• The right response to continually failing at a routine
• Ethan hates writing articles, but wants to be a writer
• the little-known wife of Mark Twain
• the best gift you can give your future spouse?
• one-legged skiing. Ethan demands how.
• Ethan attempts to set up a terrible joke three times.
• the last DEDC for awhile? Not if you submit your dating woes, faithful listener. Go to bit.ly/crunchdiscord > dating-corner to find the link.
• Ethan tries to convince Patrick to name his son Patrick Neve the IVth. Patrick names him Leo anyway.

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