Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb)
Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv)
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn
The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady.
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