Wedding Season Integrity Violations

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A civilian brethren in the dick drawing game hath been taken down by Arizona police, let’s pour one out for the city’s infamous ‘Penis Man’ ROUND 2: Yes, we’re talking about Top Gun again, but hear us out!!! The only thing high this time are recruiting numbers! Got some cool stats for ya. ROUND 3: If you ever deployed to the middle east you know that dust storms could be a major problem… well they are getting worse & really throwing a kink in daily life there ROUND 4: We are smack dab in the middle of wedding season which begs the question - do you need to feed your guests? We have an AITA that tests that very issue ROUND 5: Troops are driving buses, substitute teaching, and now… some think it’s them who should be in control of attempting to stop school shootings…