14: Penis size, mushroom penis, erections, and cleaning your member: With Dr Piet Hoebeke

Half the world has one, so why is it such a mystery!? We are delighted to welcome a man who knows a thing or two about penis'! Dr Piet Hoebeke, a real life Dr, joined Miri today from this hospital he works in, to discuss everything from what to do with it, how to keep it healthy and that size really, REALLY doesn't matter. Dr Piet Hoebeke’s book (A Member's Guide) is pitched as the ‘first accessible, intelligent guide to the penis’ aimed at dispelling myths, explaining its workings and providing reassurance. In his words, it's not the size of the ship, it's all about the motion in the ocean.

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