How Bad Was It?

Investing news has been depressing. It looks like we have just experienced a bear market. Had you invested properly, you probably wouldn't have experienced a true "bear."

Corporate auditor investing update (from a call yesterday).

Then, we're off to the questions:

• What should be done with the account of 92-year old that was invested badly?
• How do we create portfolios for our clients?
• What should be done with the proceeds from Dad's house sale?
• How should a pile of cash be invested?

Plus, a purveyor of poor puns praises Tom's humor.