Flush Day (Escape From Planet HyenaZitania)

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“Flush Day (Escape From Planet HyenaZitania)” - Episode 46

Over an unappetizing lunch at greasy spoon dive Gneeezles, stranded earthling Nicki recounts how she and her zany canine-humanoid companion Gneeecey barely escaped from the double-sunned, double-trouble Planet HyenaZitania. Vicious gangster Jerko was just about to kill them and his boss, Gneeecey’s evil lookalike Ebegneeezer. 

Only problem was, as a panicked Gneeecey shrieked those four dangerous words that propel you through space—from one dimension to another—he and Ebegneezer were clinging to Nicki. That incantation must never even be uttered near any other living being. Results can prove deadly.

Meanwhile, Gneeecey had concocted a plan known as “F-Day,” or “Flush Day.” If Perswayssick County’s fifteen million stranded citizens were to flush their toilets simultaneously the same time, the force would supposedly catapult them back to their native Planet Eccchs. Gneeecey’s calculations were a bit off. Not many citizens could afford to own an Electronic Water Cyclone 3000—a high-tech commode featuring three-thousand cyclones per flush that also did your taxes and enabled you to vote from it. 

Suffice it to say, the scheme did yield an unexpected result. Just ask Gneeecey’s canine-humanoid superhero pal Sooperflea. He was finally liberated from Nicki’s closet back on Earth, where he’d been trapped inside a holographic test pattern of blinding lights.

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