Textbook Lionessing, scandalous kit evoking and school playground crowd sounds

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker form the Adjudication Panel once again. On the agenda this week: the mandatory elements of the Lionesses' Euro 2022 glory, some scandalous kitspeak from Fulham, new twists on the "cold night in Stoke" concept and the most footballery description of a wedding of all time.

Meanwhile, the panel discuss the difference between a "pass" and a "ball", the threshold for becoming an "£Xm man" and listen in on the most atmospheric school playground kickabout ever recorded.

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