Woof: Monster on the Loose, Part 5

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“Woof: Monster on the Loose, Part 5” - Episode 52 

Stranded in a surreal new dimension, canine-humanoids “Zig” Gneeecey and Sooperflea, mistaken for regular dogs, have been nabbed by dog catchers and find themselves caged inside an animal shelter. Their unusual ways—talking instead of barking, not to mention Gneeecey’s tendency to sneeze out dimes—have drawn the attention of the two shady guys who had picked them up. Matt and Dave figure they could quit their crummy city jobs and make a bundle taking these unique canines on the road. They fill out adoption papers.

Meanwhile, a distraught, wandering Nicki is picked by a couple of cops. Dissatisfied with her inability to produce proper ID, they roll their eyes when she recounts how pals Gneeecey and Sooperflea were mistakenly snatched away. The patrolmen insist on taking her to police headquarters to further explain herself. 

Meanwhile, back in leaderless Perswayssick County, Dr. Alexandra Idnas feels she has no choice but to call upon Gneeecey’s nemesis, Vice Quality of Life Commissioner Jacob J. Qwertyuiop. Someone must take charge as the replicating kangaroo monsters created by Gneeecey continue to ravage the city. 

Then, Doctor Idnas and therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA “Grandma,” are astonished when miniature versions of Nicki, Gneeecey, and Sooperflea come crawling into their office.

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