John and Deuce didn’t hit the billion-dollar Mega Millions Jackpot.
An 80-year-old store owner shoots a robber before he can say “Put Your Hands Up!” But the wounded robber did scream, “He Shot My Arm Off!!!” All the way to the hospital, where he was arrested.
Uncool Things Boomers do - How many of these do John and Deuce still do?
John Hates Cops and Cats
Stop asking people to fund your sick cat’s, Vet Bill. Send it across the Rainbow Bridge.