Riding Off Into the Sunset: Whatever-You-Want-Land, Part 5

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“Riding Off Into the Sunset: Whatever-You-Want-Land, Part 5” - Episode 60

Still stranded in that strange, magical dimension where you can have anything you wish for, earthling Nicki Rodriguez and her canine-humanoid companions Diroctor “Zig” Gneeecey and Fleaglossitty “Flea” Floppinsplodge, otherwise known as Sooperflea, wake up on its pristine white-sanded beach. Nicki and Flea feel strongly that they should make a wish to return to Perswayssick County. Gneeecey, who has mysteriously awakened with a veterinary medical cone around his neck, disagrees vehemently. He believes Flea intentionally desires to deprive him of any chance to reconcile with ex-fiancée Goonafina Blopperdang. Seems the glamorous Golden Retriever-type canine-humanoid is accessible only in Whatever-You-Want-Land.

Meanwhile, back in Perswayssick County, inside Gneeecey’s four-story Saint Bogelthorpe Parke mansion atop Bimbus Crack Drive, Gneeecey’s protegé, Gneeezles’s Restaurant delivery mouse Altitude is breaking teeth as he attempts to chew his way through the bars of a metal cage.

A couple of doors down, Gneeecey’s evil Planet HyenaZitania lookalike Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeeceygnay and Sulak, the Demon Clown of Bathrooms, continue to plot to double-cross boss Redheaded Broken-nosed Mark, leader of the evil federation STEM. The two notice that Mark, covertly hypnotized by Doctor Alexandra C. Idnas, suddenly seems weak and vulnerable.  

And back on the surreal glistening beach, Gneeecey refuses to face reality and makes a wish that horrifies Nicki and Flea.

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