Joculation Episode 116 – Chronicles from the Zoo: Leave the Primates Alone, Botoxing Your Camel for the Beauty Pageant, and Cirque Du Soleil Holidayze Tables, Ladders & Chairs Chin Balancing WWE Style
In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most.
There’s nothing quite so relaxing and bucolic as a visit to the local zoo with the kids to see exotic animals. In this episode, LP talks about all the warm fuzzy encounters with primates that go wrong. From exhibitionist gorillas compelled to put on a show for the kids, to Chimpanzee brown showers.
In Saudi Arabia, there is a popular camel beauty contest, the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, which attracts camel beauty enthusiasts and competitors from all over the kingdom to compete for $66 million in prize money for the most beautiful camel. You read that right – a camel beauty contest. Join LP as we tumble down the rabbit hole of a competition rife with cheaters botoxing their camels to win, and the crackdown of the judges to root out these “artificially enhanced” camels. Just when you thought botox, breast implants, and ass implants have hit the height of absurdity – just imagine adding a camel beauty pageant and degenerates willing to do anything to win $66 million into the mix.
Cirque Du Soleil has a new show out for the holiday season, appropriately named Holidayze, and LP had ringside seats for this event. Nothing highlights useless talents in show business quite like a dude balancing a showroom of Ikea furniture on his chin to a perplexed crowd at the height of a pandemic. While shading this dude for collecting paychecks for his useless talent, LP re-imagines what it would look like if the act had a bit of WWE flair added to the mix. I mean who wouldn’t unleash the inner redneck for a chin-balanced Tables, Ladders and Chairs match?
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