Secrets: What do you pretend to be into for someone else?!

What do you pretend to be into just for someone else?! "BDSM. She's only into it when I'm all tied up, but for me it just makes me itch." "I pretend I'm content with my marriage for the sake of my very old mother-in-law. I don't want to divorce her son and give her a heart attack. No, I'm just kidding. I'm leaving him soon." "I pretend to be into a signature pie that my mom loves to make... she uses canned fruit... in that weird gelatinous sauce... Love you mom, just not your gross pie!!!"