Welcome back, sycophants, and enjoy this week's dose of gluten-free headlines.
But first, a San Francisco circle jerk: everyone wants to move there, expect Elysa, who wants to move out of the country. To Hawaii.
Associate Producer's Choice wants to know in what ways is the U.S. worse off because of Obama, or in spite of him.
THE 8TH HARRY POTTER BOOK GUYS!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! Except not because it's a fucking script adapted by someone not named J.K. Rowling.
But fine, we're st...
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