MD 205 Flail Milk w/ Justin Sirois (Severed Books)

Our guest this week is Justin Sirois of Severed Books and we talk about his projects Caver, Cube Dice & Sickest Witch.  The Dead Milkmen and his artwork in Lost Tomb of the Bitchin’ Chimera by Andrew Ervin.

He’s currently Kickstarting his latest: SIS/TR: A Rare Geometry for Mothership RPG. 

Follow Severed Books at: Website - IG - FB - Twitter

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This Flail Milk factory houses Crystal Shit, a three-headed cow beast who’s fused to the floor.

Neighbor Head: Their extendo-neck ends in one of the player’s actual neighbors’ head. It wears its utters like a jester’s cap, producing household cleaning products as milk.

Robo-Head: This cyber-head controls one spindly arm with utters in their armpit. Its milk powers the Tin Cuppers, and recharges batteries. They grow new minions in small birthing sacs.

Cow Head: She produces rage milk, throwing the drinker into a barbarian rage. Gaze attack, save or attack the closest person to you who isn’t Crystal Shit.

Tin Cuppers: These tin cans with handles fill themselves up with milk from the teats and bring it to vats.

Flail-Static Joe: This jumbotron A.I. hangs from the ceiling making sure that milk production and deliveries are happening on time. A lightning flail drops menacingly from it to ward off danger or discipline the workers. A mounted control panel can slow down or stop production, but that’ll make Joe mad.

Art: Tiger Wizard  Words: Steve Albertson

Story by: Andrew Bellury, Steve Albertson, Justin Sirois

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