I am Julius Caesar of Rome. I am also a female.

This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his disgusting past running the entire country

and a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to prove a point about how normal he is, and we follow him back to his faceback profile, which is even more normal

Finally, Everything Everywhere All At Once featured talented Asian actors. Is that OK? We discuss the various controversies around the oscar-winning film.

Music:

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy - A Cult That Worships Death

Wombo - Sour Sun

Cherubs - Baby Huey

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