A Lifetime of Resin

In which our heroes shed their mortal coil, wave goodbye to their loved ones, but also for some reason want to be buried with all their skin flakes and fingernails as Dad pitches: a lifetime of resin. We talk about how much resin you would conceivably need, the threat of getting cloned, and foreskins. Ryder worries about putting out his barber, Jackson dips a mohel in resin, and Dad just wants to explain that it's Mum's idea, not his. So upset your friends and family, explain to them that it's a...