#25 - FRY YAY!

Friday is the best day of the week. It’s why party goers get really excited for Thursday nights. With tact, you can cheat your way to a long weekend, effectively turning Friday into an extra weekend day. Then you have two Saturdays, but Friday is better because you know you still have Saturday ahead. All you have to do is muddle through one more day of responsibilities and then it’s a Friday night full of optimism and a pocket full of change. And everyone is always focused on extending their weekends, it’s the American way. In Israel, Sunday is the only sure day off.

Let’s go through the days of the week and break down their significance. Mondays are mundane. Tuesdays are too soon to Mondays. Wednesdays are when days, lost in the wilderness of identity. Thursdays you’re thirstin’ for excitement, but there’s a day of responsibility looming that can ruin the whole thing. Saturdays are awesome, there’s no denying it, no matter what you do the day belongs to you. And Sundays are fun days, for sure, but they are spoiled by the impending obligation to Monday.

And then there’s one long cocaine bender that begins on Friday night and extends to Sunday when you suddenly realize the sun is coming up and have no idea what day it is. That day is Fraturunday, but it doesn’t qualify for this discussion.

So, what would constitute Friday as the best day of the week?

Cannabis, that’s what. It turns Friday into Fryday!