Bony-Eared Assfish

An amazing yet simple fish that also teaches a lesson in being a pleasant human being to others. These little guys may have the smallest brain-to-body ratio of any invertebrate, but they make up for it with a good attitude and a spirt for living life. How many of you actually read this? Were you so interested in the assfish that you had to read the description to learn every nugget of information possible?