A Be Who You Want Cruise

In which our heroes buy a ticket, board a boat, and shed their old identity for a new one as Ryder pitches a be who you want cruise. We express our feelings on Jonathans, explore some negative stereotypes about booksellers, and talk about the spirituality of Space. Dad wants desperately to be Tarzan, Jackson thinks he could do a better job with a bus and a box full of wigs, and Ryder just ends up bitter and angry that no one likes his idea. So breathe in that salty sea air, throw on a Hawaiian shirt, and adopt the name Jai for the next week, either way it's just good business. Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start looking for Ryder’s perfect hundred-million dollar yacht