Episode 30: @abolishcxps Comes on to Reveal Her Worst Bill Simmons-Themed DM Slide-Ins, Plus Reacting to Bill's Mid-2000s Takes on Women and an Investigation Into How Exactly Bill "Pulled the Goalie"

Welcome to Episode 30! We bring on Dhvani from Twitter (@abolishcxps) to discuss all things Bill Simmons from a perspective we don’t usually get - the female one.

We first touch on her background with Bill, including the meaning behind saying she's "the Bill Simmons of Austin." We also discuss the hilarity that ensued from changing her name to "Bill Simmons" on Instagram.

Next we go through several examples of Bill Simmons-related DMs she's gotten - yes, the 86 Celtics are involved. We also discover a wonky r/BillSimmons Podcast-related DM slide-in. (Note to listeners - this will not work! Don't try it).

After some Taylor Swift and Adam Friedland talk we move onto Bill Simmons history. Back in the early ESPN days in the mid-2000s Bill did not hold back including (and especially) when discussing women - we've highlighted many of these in our ReReadables tweets.

We get Dhvani's takes on a number of Bill's career highlights (lowlights?) such as his former Olsen Twins obsession, his current infatuation with Sydney Sweeney, and Bill's Survivor theory about well endowed women. Plus, we also try to figure out how exactly Bill "pulled the goalie" on his wife, and discuss Bill's most scorching take of all-time: the infamous column where he called a 13-year old Natalie Portman hot.

We finish up the pod talking r/BillSimmons and Bachelor drama and fantasy leagues.

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